Good afternoon, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I
suffer from rare and deadly diseases, bad grades, extreme babbles, fear
of being kidnapped, and being executed by anal execution after being
found guilty of sending me 50 billion fucking chain letters, which I got
from people who actually believe , that if the letters are passed on, a poor six-year-old girl from
Nepal, who grew up on her head, to collect enough money, to remove her
before the parents of the villagers sell to the local circus as a freak.
Do you really believe that Bill Gates will donate 1,000 dollars to you and to anyone else who has forwarded his "e-mail"? How can you be so stupid? Woohoo, watch this. If you continue to send and watch your wish, I will sleep with all the pieces from the last issue of Playboy! What a bunch of shit.
Inspiration, this message is one big FOR ALL people who have nothing else to do but send a stupid chain lettere. Perhaps the virtual dwarfs will come to my apartment and rape me over the night because I have not continued the chain of happiness that began 5 years after Christ, who brought Romanian prostitutes into our country, carrying him in a bridge across the border in order to escape all the controls, and if that same chain continues until 3000, he will enter the Guinness Book of Records as the longest period of extreme nonsense.
Who fucks them. People, if you really need to forward such things, try to be at least a bit fun or funny. I've seen tons of chains of the type "send this to an e-mail of 50 of your friends, so one poor and crippled soul will get 50 dem from a generous, rich person." I'm not interested in that. Use a little bit of your brain and consider what you actually achieve and who gets the benefit or damages from sending tons of such e-mails. It's a great chance you get - NEpopularity.
THREE BASIC CHAIN LETTERS:
LANAC TYPE 1:
. . . Make a wish!!! No, really, imagine one wish !!! Do it, or you will never come out with your sympathy !!! Imagine something else !!! ... Not that, a pervert! Was your finger tired? STANI !!! Was not this fun? :) I hope you will want to fill in :) Now, to feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First and foremost, if you do not send this email to 8035 e-mail address in the next 5 seconds, you will be scolded by a wretched wart pig, and then you will be thrown out of the soliter on a pile of old iron. It's true!! But, watch out, this letter is not as bad as the rest of this guy you get! THIS PAPER IS TRUE !! Really!!! Here's the rules:
* Send this email to 1 person: 1 person will be pissed at you because you sent her a stupid chain letter.* Send this email to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed at you because you sent them a stupid chain letter.* Send this email 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed at you because you sent them a stupid chain letter, and will launch a plot against you and your family.* Send this email 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed at you because you sent them a stupid chain letter, and they will light your house. Thank you and happy !!!!
LANAC TYPE 2:
Good afternoon, and I would first like to thank you for taking a few minutes to read this e-mail. There is a starving boy who lives in Dungorutiglopertominisku, and he has no hand, no legs, no parents ....
* Stormy story number 1: Go home, squeeze it on the edge and fall into the sewer through an open saht in the sea of shit. After they managed to pull it out, it smelled disgusting, but that was not all. She died later. Be careful not to happen to you!* Scary story number 2: Morik Blip, a 13-year-old boy got this letter on his email but ignored him. Later, during the same day, he and his lover struck the car as they sat up holding hands. They both died and went to Hell, where they were condemned to eat cuddles by the end of Eternity. Be careful not to happen to you! You could end up like Mtunda or Morik. Simply send this email to all your friends and everything will be fine.
LANAC TYPE 3:
Here's a song I've composed. Send it to all your friends:
Friends
A friend is the one you can always rely onA friend is one who loves you, although he smells like shit, and stinks from your mouth as if you were eating cat food.A friend is the one who loves you, even if you're ugly as a scarfA friend is the one who cries for you when you get drunk.A friend is the one who stays with you, although you just sneak into your fucking stupid and boring lifeA friend is one who pretends to love you, although in fact he thinks that it would be best for you to rape crazy orangutans and then toss you with bloodthirsty dogs.A friend is the one who cleans your toilet, dusting your living room and paying your bills.A friend is the one who sends you chains of happiness in the hope that his desire will come true.
Forward this letter! If you do not, you will never have a girlfriend !!!
Forward this letter! If you do not, you will never have a girlfriend !!!
Conclusion? If you receive an e-mail that threatens to happen to you or make you unhappy, delete it. If it's fun, send it away. Do not be angry with people by giving them a bite of conscience for the Botswana typhoid who has no teeth, who takes care of elephants for the last 27 years of his life, whose last rescue is 5 cents that he gets every time someone clicks forward and threatens them will end up like Mtunda or Morik. E, now send this to everyone in the next 3 seconds. Otherwise, something will happen to you.
And never, you're never, you will not make love.
Do you really believe that Bill Gates will donate 1,000 dollars to you and to anyone else who has forwarded his "e-mail"? How can you be so stupid? Woohoo, watch this. If you continue to send and watch your wish, I will sleep with all the pieces from the last issue of Playboy! What a bunch of shit.
Inspiration, this message is one big FOR ALL people who have nothing else to do but send a stupid chain lettere. Perhaps the virtual dwarfs will come to my apartment and rape me over the night because I have not continued the chain of happiness that began 5 years after Christ, who brought Romanian prostitutes into our country, carrying him in a bridge across the border in order to escape all the controls, and if that same chain continues until 3000, he will enter the Guinness Book of Records as the longest period of extreme nonsense.
Who fucks them. People, if you really need to forward such things, try to be at least a bit fun or funny. I've seen tons of chains of the type "send this to an e-mail of 50 of your friends, so one poor and crippled soul will get 50 dem from a generous, rich person." I'm not interested in that. Use a little bit of your brain and consider what you actually achieve and who gets the benefit or damages from sending tons of such e-mails. It's a great chance you get - NEpopularity.
THREE BASIC CHAIN LETTERS:
LANAC TYPE 1:
. . . Make a wish!!! No, really, imagine one wish !!! Do it, or you will never come out with your sympathy !!! Imagine something else !!! ... Not that, a pervert! Was your finger tired? STANI !!! Was not this fun? :) I hope you will want to fill in :) Now, to feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First and foremost, if you do not send this email to 8035 e-mail address in the next 5 seconds, you will be scolded by a wretched wart pig, and then you will be thrown out of the soliter on a pile of old iron. It's true!! But, watch out, this letter is not as bad as the rest of this guy you get! THIS PAPER IS TRUE !! Really!!! Here's the rules:
* Send this email to 1 person: 1 person will be pissed at you because you sent her a stupid chain letter.* Send this email to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed at you because you sent them a stupid chain letter.* Send this email 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed at you because you sent them a stupid chain letter, and will launch a plot against you and your family.* Send this email 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed at you because you sent them a stupid chain letter, and they will light your house. Thank you and happy !!!!
LANAC TYPE 2:
Good afternoon, and I would first like to thank you for taking a few minutes to read this e-mail. There is a starving boy who lives in Dungorutiglopertominisku, and he has no hand, no legs, no parents ....
* Stormy story number 1: Go home, squeeze it on the edge and fall into the sewer through an open saht in the sea of shit. After they managed to pull it out, it smelled disgusting, but that was not all. She died later. Be careful not to happen to you!* Scary story number 2: Morik Blip, a 13-year-old boy got this letter on his email but ignored him. Later, during the same day, he and his lover struck the car as they sat up holding hands. They both died and went to Hell, where they were condemned to eat cuddles by the end of Eternity. Be careful not to happen to you! You could end up like Mtunda or Morik. Simply send this email to all your friends and everything will be fine.
LANAC TYPE 3:
Here's a song I've composed. Send it to all your friends:
Friends
A friend is the one you can always rely onA friend is one who loves you, although he smells like shit, and stinks from your mouth as if you were eating cat food.A friend is the one who loves you, even if you're ugly as a scarfA friend is the one who cries for you when you get drunk.A friend is the one who stays with you, although you just sneak into your fucking stupid and boring lifeA friend is one who pretends to love you, although in fact he thinks that it would be best for you to rape crazy orangutans and then toss you with bloodthirsty dogs.A friend is the one who cleans your toilet, dusting your living room and paying your bills.A friend is the one who sends you chains of happiness in the hope that his desire will come true.
Forward this letter! If you do not, you will never have a girlfriend !!!
Forward this letter! If you do not, you will never have a girlfriend !!!
Conclusion? If you receive an e-mail that threatens to happen to you or make you unhappy, delete it. If it's fun, send it away. Do not be angry with people by giving them a bite of conscience for the Botswana typhoid who has no teeth, who takes care of elephants for the last 27 years of his life, whose last rescue is 5 cents that he gets every time someone clicks forward and threatens them will end up like Mtunda or Morik. E, now send this to everyone in the next 3 seconds. Otherwise, something will happen to you.
And never, you're never, you will not make love.
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