Feudalism: You have two cows. These museums but feudalists take you most of the milk.
Clean Socialism: You have two cows. The authorities take them and put them in the barn with all the other cows. You care about all cows. Your authority gives you milk per day.
Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows worry about chickens while you care about their chickens. Your authority will give as much milk as you need.
Fascism: You have two cows. Your authority takes both cows, you hire them to care for them and sell you milk.
Clean Communism: You and the neighbors share two cows. You constantly quarrel with who needs more "and" how many "can". During this time, no one is doing anything and, finally, both cows are hungry.
Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal as much milk as you can and sell it on a black market.
Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the mafia takes its milk. Shed how much milk you can sell and sell it on a "free" market.
Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. Authority takes both cows and kills you.
Dictation: You have two cows. Your authority takes both of you and your bills.
Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets milk.
Representative democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors choose someone to tell you who gets milk.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. First, your authority determines when you can feed them and muse. Then he pays you not to muzzle them. Then he takes both cows, one kills another, and throws milk. Then ask you to fill in the forms for missing missing cows.
Capitalism: You do not have cows at all. The bank will not give you money to buy cows because you do not have any cows to bid as a guarantee.
A pure anarchy: You have two cows. You can muzzle them and sell the milk you want, until a neighbor does kill you.
Anarcho-Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two zirafe. To keep them, you have to go to the accordion classes.
Clean Socialism: You have two cows. The authorities take them and put them in the barn with all the other cows. You care about all cows. Your authority gives you milk per day.
Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows worry about chickens while you care about their chickens. Your authority will give as much milk as you need.
Fascism: You have two cows. Your authority takes both cows, you hire them to care for them and sell you milk.
Clean Communism: You and the neighbors share two cows. You constantly quarrel with who needs more "and" how many "can". During this time, no one is doing anything and, finally, both cows are hungry.
Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal as much milk as you can and sell it on a black market.
Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the mafia takes its milk. Shed how much milk you can sell and sell it on a "free" market.
Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. Authority takes both cows and kills you.
Dictation: You have two cows. Your authority takes both of you and your bills.
Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets milk.
Representative democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors choose someone to tell you who gets milk.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. First, your authority determines when you can feed them and muse. Then he pays you not to muzzle them. Then he takes both cows, one kills another, and throws milk. Then ask you to fill in the forms for missing missing cows.
Capitalism: You do not have cows at all. The bank will not give you money to buy cows because you do not have any cows to bid as a guarantee.
A pure anarchy: You have two cows. You can muzzle them and sell the milk you want, until a neighbor does kill you.
Anarcho-Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two zirafe. To keep them, you have to go to the accordion classes.
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