The
Massachusetts Bar Associate Lawyers Advocate, at the beginning of this
year, released twenty authentic questions put to witnesses during court
hearings. Here's what American lawyers have asked.
"Tell us the doctor, is it true that when a person dies in a dream, he is not aware of it in the morning?"
"Your youngest son, twenty-one year old, how old is he?"
"Were you present when they photographed you?"
"Were you alone or was there nobody?"
"Have you or your young brother been killed in the war?"
"Did he kill you?"
"How many vehicles were distant at the time of the collision?"
"You were there until you left, right?"
"How many times did you commit suicide?"
- "So the baby started on August 8th?"- "Yes.""And what did you do at that point?"
- "She has three children, right?"- "Yes."- "How many boys are there?"- "No one."- "A girl?"
- "Do you say the stairs lead down to the basement?"- "Yes.""And can these stairs rise up?"
- "Mr. Slatery, you were on a fairly long honeymoon, were not you?"- "Yes, I was staying in Europe, sir."- "Have you brought a young woman with you?"
- "How did your first marriage end?"- "Death."- "And whose death is?"
- "How would you describe that person?"- "It was medium height, with a beard."- "Was it a man or a woman?"
- "Doctor, how long did you do the autopsy on the dead?"- "I do all my autopsies on the dead."
- "All your answers must be verbal, understand? In which school did you leave?"- "Oral."
- "Do you remember how many hours were you examining the body?"- "The autopsy started about half past nine in the morning.""And Mr. Dennington was dead at that time?"- "No, he sat at the autopsy table and wondered why he needed an autopsy."
- "Are you qualified to give a sample of the urine?"- "I'm qualified from my early age."
- "Doctor, before you joined the autopsy, did you check the pulse?"- "Not."- "Have you checked blood pressure?"- "Not."- "Did you check your breathing?"- "Not.""So it's possible that the patient was still alive when you started the autopsy?"- "It is not possible."- "How can you be so sure, Doctor?""Because his brain was in the jar of formalin on my desk."- "But is not it possible for the patient to still be alive?""It is possible that he is alive, and that he is dealing with a lawyer today."
"Tell us the doctor, is it true that when a person dies in a dream, he is not aware of it in the morning?"
"Your youngest son, twenty-one year old, how old is he?"
"Were you present when they photographed you?"
"Were you alone or was there nobody?"
"Have you or your young brother been killed in the war?"
"Did he kill you?"
"How many vehicles were distant at the time of the collision?"
"You were there until you left, right?"
"How many times did you commit suicide?"
- "So the baby started on August 8th?"- "Yes.""And what did you do at that point?"
- "She has three children, right?"- "Yes."- "How many boys are there?"- "No one."- "A girl?"
- "Do you say the stairs lead down to the basement?"- "Yes.""And can these stairs rise up?"
- "Mr. Slatery, you were on a fairly long honeymoon, were not you?"- "Yes, I was staying in Europe, sir."- "Have you brought a young woman with you?"
- "How did your first marriage end?"- "Death."- "And whose death is?"
- "How would you describe that person?"- "It was medium height, with a beard."- "Was it a man or a woman?"
- "Doctor, how long did you do the autopsy on the dead?"- "I do all my autopsies on the dead."
- "All your answers must be verbal, understand? In which school did you leave?"- "Oral."
- "Do you remember how many hours were you examining the body?"- "The autopsy started about half past nine in the morning.""And Mr. Dennington was dead at that time?"- "No, he sat at the autopsy table and wondered why he needed an autopsy."
- "Are you qualified to give a sample of the urine?"- "I'm qualified from my early age."
- "Doctor, before you joined the autopsy, did you check the pulse?"- "Not."- "Have you checked blood pressure?"- "Not."- "Did you check your breathing?"- "Not.""So it's possible that the patient was still alive when you started the autopsy?"- "It is not possible."- "How can you be so sure, Doctor?""Because his brain was in the jar of formalin on my desk."- "But is not it possible for the patient to still be alive?""It is possible that he is alive, and that he is dealing with a lawyer today."
0 comments:
Post a Comment